Darth Capitalist Theoretically in the Black

October 7, 2009 by Andrew Shriner
Filed under: Startup, Technology 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

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Andrew Shriner

DarthCapitalist.com

Palo Alto, CA — October 7th, 2009 — Darth Capitalist has just learned via Google Alerts that DarthCapitalist.com, the Internet’s 9,731,859th most popular destination, has an estimated worth of $248.20 according to WebsiteOutlook.com.

Apparently, if Darth Capitalist were to run advertising it would yield $0.34 per day. Given our hosting and domain costs and almost 3 months of operation, our IRR would be 8.01%.

“I would like to thank our dedicated team of production, editorial and research staff for their hard work and dedication in reaching this milestone in theoretical enterprise value,”  said Andrew Shriner, founder of Darth Capitalist.

Given Darth Capitalist’s hypothetically cash flow positive balance sheet, it joins the ranks of FaceBook and other highly successful Silicon Valley digital media companies to have recently reached this milestone.

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