Here at Darth Capitalist, we are all relieved that the whole recession business is now behind us and we hope that amid record profits and forthcoming record bonuses, Goldman Sachs will remember that we have always liked them and our account and routing numbers are available upon request.

But what of the current state of venture capital? Nearly every day there is talk of broken models, shakeouts, closures, portfolio liquidations, and men trying to feed their families on management fees alone. Despite such horror stories, we here at Darth Capitalist have seen the signs that the venture capital recovery is indeed at hand. So without any further preamble…

Darth Capitalist Presents the Top Five Signs the Venture Capital Recovery is Underway:

5. Tesla delivers its 700th roadster on September 15th.

Although Bentley remains the official car of the superstar venture capitalist, the rank and file of the profession can’t be expected to ride their road bikes to breakfast meetings.

4. Private equity recruiting firm GLOCAP is looking to hire Associate Recruiters for their Venture Capital practice in San Francisco.

When the recruiters are recruiting recruiters for an industry, things must be on the mend.

3. Venture capitalists are cool again.

Just ask the Reservoir Dogs, er Foundry Group.

2. CalPERS increases asset allocation for its Alternate Investment Management program (read: private equity) from 10 to 14 percent.

It may be time for VCs to go back to the well. This time, its back to basics. Again. Seriously.

1. Obscene valuations are back!

In your face, Facebook! Step aside, Slide! Twitter gets $1B post money valuation on $100M in new funding from backers Insight Venture Partners and T. Rowe Price. Previously, Twitter raised more than $50M from Benchmark Capital, Institutional Ventures Partners, Spark Capital and Union Square Ventures.

In anticipation of the forthcoming golden age of venture capital, we at Darth Capitalist are celebrating with cautious optimism by lighting our cigars with $100 bills. Canadian.